"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 03/04/2016 at 00:24 • Filed to: Make Oppo Great Again

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TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2016 at 00:31

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I love the light bulbs. Plenty of my friends are lightbulbs. I will help the lightbulbs. I’ve always supported the lightbulbs.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2016 at 00:37

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Taken off the BSDMS?

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/04/2016 at 00:44

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Idk just found it on my news feed and thought it was funny.

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/04/2016 at 00:51

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Had to google that acronym. Now want to rage after seeing the other memes.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 03/04/2016 at 01:00

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TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/04/2016 at 01:01

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Shina’!

Nick Has an Exocet > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2016 at 01:01

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I would love to see a series of these for each candidate.

How many Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

“I don’t recall seeing any email explicitly marked ‘change lightbulb’.”

How many Bernie supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

“Wall St. is the reason we have these broken lightbulbs! The 1% can afford the kind of lightbulbs that don’t go out but everyone else is left in the dark! I would give everyone free lightbulbs and tax Wall St in order to do it!”

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/04/2016 at 01:02

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BTW, watch it at 2x speed.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 03/04/2016 at 01:03

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A small loan of a million light bulbs. We’re gonna make this light bulb YUGE.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/04/2016 at 01:11

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While our lard ass governor is still confused and on vacation.

Your boy, BJR > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 03/04/2016 at 01:29

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Poor Chrissy. Must be hard being held hostage by possibly the worst thing humanity has to offer...a New Yorker.

Dusty Ventures > Nick Has an Exocet 03/04/2016 at 02:00

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How many Cruz supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Creepy ass dead-eyed smile*

Your boy, BJR > Dusty Ventures 03/04/2016 at 02:57

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How many Cruz supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

“I am the zodiac killer.”

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2016 at 08:58

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How many Cruz supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Cruz slowly creeps up to the porch. His gloved hand reaches to the fixture and slowly unscrews the light. As darkness descends, he slides into the bushes next to the porch, awaiting the return of the blonde woman he’s been watching for years. He waits, silently. As she approaches the door, he becomes giddy with excitement. Oh God, the excitement rushes through him. She slides the key in the lock, as Ted stealthily slides behind her. As Heidi unlocks the door and pushes it open, he makes his move:

Nibbles > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/04/2016 at 09:43

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One juxtaposition makes searching that acronym very NSFW

That’s all. I just wanted to use juxtaposition properly in a sentence today